Since in the most annoying topic people seem 2 think Andrew is annoying, I have made this topic. This topic is about the good things about Andrew so please no horrible things. 2 get people started, here's some of my favourite Andrew moments from the Storyteller. Okay which is hard cause almost everythingthat comes out of his mouth is hilarious. Anyway...................

ANDREW
Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind. A little tale I like to call: Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs.


ANDREW (V.O.)
It was cold last night, and the wind was crew-ell, but the Slayer had a job to do.


ANDREW (V.O.)
You've already met Buffy. (Buffy gracefully pours herself a bowl of cereal, and shakes her hair sexily in the breeze that comes from nowhere, and looks directly into the camera) She's beautiful, with a lion's heart and— (Buffy winks) and the face of an Angel. She's never afraid 'cause she knows her side will always win. (a shirtless Spike enters view, walking up to Buffy; they look as if they will kiss, but don't; instead, he touches her waist, and Buffy touches his arms as they nearly embrace) Buffy and Spike have some kind of history—you can feel the heat between them. Although, technically, as a vampire, he's room temperature. (flits sexily into view, crossing in front of Spike and Buffy, twirling and eating from a bunch of grapes, then smiling into the camera) Anya, a feisty waif with a firey temper and a vulnerable heart that she hides, even from herself. (camera pans over to a blonde girl eating from a bowl of cereal) This lovely girl—I don't remember her name—


ANDREW
Thus the validity of the Bronsted-Debye-Huckel equation at low ionic strength has been amply tested, and the charges on the reactant ions are well-known, if their reagents are properly characterized.

JONATHAN
(looks at Andrew) It smells funny.

ANDREW
(looks at Jonathan)I know, kinda sweaty. (looks at the camera, squints)

All three men turn around at once. Warren and Jonathan flank Andrew.

WARREN
What'll it do to Buffy?

ANDREW
Make her super magnetic! (gestures emphatically with two fists)

JONATHAN
Wow, she won't be able to get out of her car.

WARREN
And knives and other sharp things will fly at her. (gestures like the knives)

ANDREW
We could walk right by her, and she wouldn't be able to stop us.

WARREN
(takes off his goggles, looks worried) Unless we were wearing metal belt buckles, then we would stick to her.

ANDREW
In my plan, we are beltless.

JONATHAN
(takes off goggles) Wow, you're the best, Andrew.

Andrew looks sexily into the camera as Warren and Jonathan fawn over him.

WARREN
Yep, and good-looking and smart too.

JONATHAN
Yeah, wow.


Andrew and Jonathan are having a face-off with Dark Willow.

DARK WILLOW
Jonathan, Andrew, you boys like magic, don't you? Abracadabra!

Willow holds her hands out toward Jonathan and Andrew, and black light shoots out of her palms toward them. A panicked Jonathan hides behind cool, calm Andrew.

JONATHAN
(screams in fright) Yee!

ANDREW
Haltem!

DARK WILLOW
OK, didn't see that coming.

ANDREW
That's because we have power you can't imagine.

JONATHAN
(still hiding behind Andrew) We do?

ANDREW
You, Dark Willow, wield a force of mighty evil, it's true. But you are new to the game, little one.

DARK WILLOW
You know what they say. If at first, you don't succeed...

JONATHAN
Holy cats! Here it comes again.

ANDREW
(calmly waves his hand) I deflect thy power.

DARK WILLOW
Damn, that is one effective counter spell.

ANDREW
Thank you, little one. Thank you.


SPIKE
(takes the cigarette out of his mouth) I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off (flicks the cigarette at Andrew) before I rip your throat out and eat—

ANDREW
OK, Spike. The light was kind of behind you.

SPIKE
(looks around) Oh, right. Uh, what? Is this better then? ( I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off—?


JONATHAN
I don't deserve this. I wasn't even that evil.

ANDREW
I thought you were evil.

JONATHAN
(looks at Andrew) Yeah?

ANDREW
(they both sit up) Sure. I respected your ideas for evil projects, and I thought you had good follow-through.

JONATHAN
Oh, well, thanks. It's nice that you noticed.


ANDREW
We live as gods.

WARREN/FIRST
That's right, man. The trio. (snaps and points) Living as gods.

Andrew, Warren, and Jonathan are dressed in togas, playing harps, and frolicking in the fields of daisies (oversized black-eyed susans and poppies, to be specific). Butterflies flit around and bars of gold lie around in piles. A unicorn runs by them as they dance and sing.

ANDREW
(singing) We are gods. Oh, we are gods. We are as gods. We are as gods!


EXT. FANTASTIC FIELDS - DAY
Andrew frolics in the field of flowers again, dancing and singing with Jonathan and Warren.

ANDREW
(singing) We are as gods!


ANDREW
(into his camera) Check out Spike and the Principal. There's something going on there. Sexual tension you could cut with a knife.


BUFFY
When your blood pours out, it might save the world. What do you think about that? Does it buy it all back? Are you redeemed?

ANDREW
(crying) No.

BUFFY
Why not?

ANDREW
(sobbing, his face is tear-streaked) Because I killed him. Because I listened to Warren, and I pretended I thought it was him, but I knew—I knew it wasn't. And I killed Jonathan. And now you're gonna kill me. And I'm scared, and I'm going to die. And this—this is what Jonathan felt.


These are only my favourites.

Andrew was always hilarious to me. Him walking in that leather coat always makes me laugh. TL had great timing in all of his scenes. He has a great sense for comedy and knows how to deliver his lines...

"In my plan, we are beltless."

classic line from a classic character

LMAO...I loved Andrew. I thought he was adorable and gave us the comic relief that Xander once used to give us. But seeing as how Xander has since matured a lot, his wit became a little 'less' goofy and more 'dry humor'. Which I love, btw. Even though we still got to see goofy Xander...he wasn't the one embarassing himself over and over again anymore

I especially liked it in "Never Leave Me" when Xander & Anya are interrogating Andrew

QUOTE (umadjoan @ Jul 9 2003, 02:19 PM)

I especially liked it in "Never Leave Me" when Xander & Anya are interrogating Andrew

Thats one of my favorite scenes ever...Andrew ruled, one of the best characters in season seven. Hilarious.

I love Andrew. I think he's one of the best characters and he was just so freaking funny.

QUOTE

I especially liked it in "Never Leave Me" when Xander & Anya are interrogating Andrew

I love that scene too.
My fave scene is probably with tht pig, where the First is trying to get him to kill it.
And every scene of his in Storyteller was great.

LMAO i loooove Andrew. Hes so funny


Heres one of my fav scenes:


ANDREW
Let's rejoin them now to see—

ANYA
(opens the door) For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

ANDREW
Entertaining and educating.

ANYA
Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?



And this one:

Faith. Her name alone invokes awe.

Faith. A set of principles or beliefs on which you are willing to devote your life.

The dark slayer.

A lethal combination of beauty, power, and death.


For years and years—or to be more accurate—months, Faith fought on the side of good, terrorizing the evil community.

But like so many tragic heroes, Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side.


She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape.


She became a cold-blooded killer.

Nobody was immune to her trail of destruction.

Not friends, not family...

Not even the most pacifist and logical of races.


AMANDA
What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.

ANDREW
(laughs, lets Rona go, puts down the knife) Silly, silly...Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?


AMANDA
He studied volcanoes. He was a professor.

ANDREW
Ah, yes. Well, regardless...

Andrew rocks...

You gotta love Andrew!!! So funny....